related to a relaxed state of being, characterized by a contented feeling and generally happy demeanor
by MothMan2 October 23, 2010
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Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
Yarggh, Pluto was unfairly pluto'd from the solar system by a group of stupid astronomers.
The Eagles were right to have pluto'd T.O.
by Lisa420 August 24, 2006
Get the Pluto'd mug.Great British institution that is usually found in most towns and cities.
Jobcentre plus offices are usually uninviting, depressing grey buildings that are responsible for getting the unemployed into work. It is staffed by patronising little tinpot dictators who think that every unemployed person is a workshy idle bum and that there are 5 jobs available for every dole claimant. They love threatening benefit sanctions for those that will not accept part time temporary agency work for national minimum wage.
The only vocabulary known to these staff is "What have you been doing to actively seek work since you last came - I must remind you that if I decide you have not been doing enough to actively seek work I will stop your benefit"
Jobcentre plus usually employs security staff and doormen to throw you out if you complain that your benefits have been sanctioned or you do not agree with a dictators decision.
Jobcentre plus is usually surrounded by chavs in their trackies smoking reefers and single teenage mothers with their kids and prams, and is generally a pretty unpleasant place to visit, as you are always made to feel guilty that you are even there in the first place.
Jobcentre plus is supposed to help you find work by offering a tailored support package to support each individual. In reality Jobcentre Plus expects you to find your own job and woe betide anyone that cant find their own job - as then you will be deemed to be in breach of your jobseekers agreement and benefit sanctions will ensue. Anyone who has their benefits sanctioned by Jobcentre Plus is then expected to steal and commit crime to be able to live.
Jobcentre plus offices are usually uninviting, depressing grey buildings that are responsible for getting the unemployed into work. It is staffed by patronising little tinpot dictators who think that every unemployed person is a workshy idle bum and that there are 5 jobs available for every dole claimant. They love threatening benefit sanctions for those that will not accept part time temporary agency work for national minimum wage.
The only vocabulary known to these staff is "What have you been doing to actively seek work since you last came - I must remind you that if I decide you have not been doing enough to actively seek work I will stop your benefit"
Jobcentre plus usually employs security staff and doormen to throw you out if you complain that your benefits have been sanctioned or you do not agree with a dictators decision.
Jobcentre plus is usually surrounded by chavs in their trackies smoking reefers and single teenage mothers with their kids and prams, and is generally a pretty unpleasant place to visit, as you are always made to feel guilty that you are even there in the first place.
Jobcentre plus is supposed to help you find work by offering a tailored support package to support each individual. In reality Jobcentre Plus expects you to find your own job and woe betide anyone that cant find their own job - as then you will be deemed to be in breach of your jobseekers agreement and benefit sanctions will ensue. Anyone who has their benefits sanctioned by Jobcentre Plus is then expected to steal and commit crime to be able to live.
You want to come out with us today Dave?
Nah, I've gotta go up Jobcentre Plus to get me benefits sanctioned!
Nah, I've gotta go up Jobcentre Plus to get me benefits sanctioned!
by Unemployed Person April 22, 2009
Get the Jobcentre Plus mug.doing many things at once, dating many people at once, being a whore, friendly; like in the variety shows of the 70s where the performer puts a plate on a tall thin stick mounted to the stage and spins it ... puts another plate on another stick and spins it ... doing more and more to see how many he can keep spinning without falling
Dude1: "Hey man, you just dating that one chick?"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"
Dude2: "Nah, I've got several hoes on the line, i'm spinning plates man!"
by PapiLoco July 28, 2010
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"Oh i know that.. yep.. um.. thats *clears throat*.. um.. the Plis-tuh-sis-reens."
"What was that?!"
"Pluh.. Plih.. P-l-e-i-o-c-e-t-e-n-e-s-o-u-s. Pleiocetenesous."
"Oh i know that.. yep.. um.. thats *clears throat*.. um.. the Plis-tuh-sis-reens."
"What was that?!"
"Pluh.. Plih.. P-l-e-i-o-c-e-t-e-n-e-s-o-u-s. Pleiocetenesous."
by Brad 'Danger' Grose August 1, 2008
Get the Pleiocetenesous mug.A sarcastic saying used when a person tells another person of something mildly unfortunate that has happened to them, sometimes exaggerated in order to gain sympathy. It implies that the person speaking of their misfortune expects someone to come in playing the saddest song in the world on the worlds smallest violin to correspond with the apparent tradgedy of the situation. Sometimes the person saying this will mime playing a small violin, or try and imitate the sound of a violin.
Jade: Hello, how are you?
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
Laurel: I just stepped in dog poop and my new shoes got ruined and my feet smell like dog poop, and-
Jade: -Shh... hear that? i'm playing the world's saddest song on the world's smallest violin (mimes playing small violin)
by itsy bistsy teeny weeny violin March 25, 2006
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Players can be male or female. They are usually slick, dress nicely and are very charming.
They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends.
Players make horrible friends or “significant others,” because they will “Judas back stab” and hurt you in any way possible if it is in their best interest.
They have no loyalty to anyone but themselves
Players can be male or female. They are usually slick, dress nicely and are very charming.
They prey on people socially usually looking for sex or money. They have a way of befriending people and making them feel important, before they use them to their own ends.
Players make horrible friends or “significant others,” because they will “Judas back stab” and hurt you in any way possible if it is in their best interest.
They have no loyalty to anyone but themselves
by malorey knotts November 19, 2013
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