Personal Jesus

1) Cool song originally done by Depeche Mode and covered by such people as Gravity Kills, Marilyn Manson, and Johnny Cash.

2) Someone to hear your prayers. Someone who cares

1) Personal Jesus is one of Depeche Mode's best known song

2) Pick up the receive, I'll make you a believer

by Gamblor October 23, 2004

good personality

something you need get a gf/bf. no matter how good you look, if you got a terrible personality, no one will want you

guy one: do you think shes hot?
guy tow: yeah, but she has the personality of a brick wall
guy one: so? she's hot
guy two: so is my coffee but i aint datin it
guy one: good point.
guy two: yup. only conceited sluts say good personality is for ugly people.

by SexyLexie March 17, 2007

Persian jew

A Persian Jew is actually an Iranian Jew*. They can be found in tiny apartments in Westwood and Beverly Hills. They scrap nickels and dimes just to drive their German cars but never donate to any charities except for Jewish foundations. They are the most narrow minded out of their Hebrew counterparts because they derive from a Muslim nation with outdated Islamic traditions incorporated into their daily lives. Iranian Jews have thicks skulls and no respect towards people of other backgrounds. Their men look like women and their women resemble to men. Short, thick, dark, and ugly. Iranian guys are huge wussies and can't fight- the only thing they can do is talk shit behind your back. 99.9% of them are primitive and well-versed in the ability to bs. Beware.

That Persian Jew just cut me off in his Mom's C-class.

by speakingfromexperience January 6, 2015

Useless Person

Someone that doesn’t do anything when there is something happening.

Naruto
Sasuke and Naruto: TAKE THAT BAD GUYS WAIT NO OWWWW OH I FAINTED FROM PAIN AND STUFF
Sakura in the distance: Nnoooooo Sasuke! She says while just STANDING THERE
As you see Sakura is being a USELESS PERSON while her friends are fighting some big bad guy

by AnimeLover1111 November 29, 2020

Thayer Persuasion Method

A method of persuasion where in an effort to persuade their friends to do something, one repeats their friends name, until the friend gives in a agrees.

Brant: Hey Garth are you going to Panda Express for lunch?
Garth: um.....
Brant: Garth
(waits a second) Garth
(waits another second)Garth
(waits yet another second) Garth...
Garth: Ok, I will go
Brant: YES!! The Thayer Persuasion Method works again!

by Garth Tingey October 24, 2007

red person

Skin color term for a Native American or other Native of North America. Equivalent to saying 'White person' to describe someone of the Caucasian race. Can be used in both a neutral/positive way, and a negative or racist way.

white guy: hey i'm white.

black guy: and i'm black.

red guy: i'm a red person.

brown guy: i'm brown

yellow guy: i'm yellow

by nativespiritwolf January 9, 2010

Fake Person

A fake person is someone who will do at least two of the following:
1) Talk behind your or someone else's back
2) Act like their something they're really not to be liked (a Poser)
3) Try to be relatable
4) Pretend to be friends with someone just to use them

Yeah, Lindsey is such a fake person. I can not believe she talked behind Taylor's back like that.

by Joey McDade June 6, 2018