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Someone that doesn’t do anything when there is something happening.
Naruto
Sasuke and Naruto: TAKE THAT BAD GUYS WAIT NO OWWWW OH I FAINTED FROM PAIN AND STUFF
Sakura in the distance: Nnoooooo Sasuke! She says while just STANDING THERE
As you see Sakura is being a USELESS PERSON while her friends are fighting some big bad guy
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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Person/people that look(s) for the meaning of useless words like "eye" our "Urban Dictionary", cause they're such a waste of space, air and life that they want to see how much they suck so they can come up with the best way to commit suicide not knowing they don't have to come up with a way cause no one would care anyway.

Person/people who suck(s) at living.

Person/people who laugh(s) when being the laughing stock.
Useless person: LOL! I was looking for the word "Me" at the Urban Dictionary and then I realized....It's me not you, hahaha!

Person: Shouldn't you be throwing yourself from a building by now?
by ...SUICIDE is AWESOME, not... January 09, 2013
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