While sitting on the couch with friends someone may decide to pank your tong pound it is appropriate to respond accordingly with don't pank on my tong pound.
by Apache Street January 4, 2008
Get the don't pank on my tong pound mug.3 person sex act. A man planks between two sturdy objects and his genitals to hang down. Second participant sucks the dangling balls while the third participant inserts nugget-shaped anal beads in the planker. Planker orgasms with both balls in the mouth of the second participant and the nuggest being yanked from his ass. All three participants scream "WASABI!!!"
Heather and Pat had a great time introducing Jed to nugget planking. All three of them reached WASABI!!
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The act of eating a luscious pancake, and after, getting a bucket of syrup dumped on your head for being a dyke and taking the pancakes.
by beccalovespancakes August 6, 2007
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Get the planker mug.Planking is the action of lying face down with arms to the sides of the body, in unusual public spaces and photographing it.
by bishie_kaichou June 19, 2011
Get the Planking mug.The newest, most extreme sport ever. It consists of lying like a plank across, between, beside, on top of, or along anything. It's extreme.
They are currently considering planking as an Olympic sport.
by Plank_Master October 13, 2011
Get the Planking mug.To vertical plank, to hang from a ledge/bar or any other things able to be gripped with the hand. Using only your hands, hang in a complete vertical position, elevating, as if standing. The higher/more dangerous the plank, the more skilled the plank.
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™©® Vertical Planking, created by Benjamin Poletti
Credited to Alidad Aynetchi
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