Brain prostitution

Whoring out your academic abilities to the lesser brained for some sort of gain, whether that be material, monetary, or societal.

Or: doing a project with a dumb person for money.

Will you work with your friend on that science project?
-No, I’m doing brain prostitution with John this time. He’s gonna give me $20 for it.

Brain prostitution is how I wound up semi-popular.

by NinjaGing January 23, 2020

brain hampster

the hamster that runs on the wheel in your brain making thought possible

I can't think anymore, I think my brain hampster died!

by lotuspanda March 15, 2008

Big Brain

Either your IQ is 100000 And you came up with a really good idea or Your IQ is 1 and you tried to be smart and you failed

Karam:I'm Big Brain

Everyone:Epic

by aRandomNoob7 November 16, 2020

brain pollution

a shitty band that everyone hates

brain pollution sucks

by pholll March 27, 2008

Grug Brain

Someone who has a very primitive thought process

Homo Sapien 1: "OOOOO fire look so cool."
Homo sapien 2: "You're such a Grug Brain."

by crazyfortniteman October 31, 2021

Brain Nut

When you and your homie are mentally and physically intimate and you both climax at the same time while your mental connections are in tune. Causing the ultimate climax of the mind and body.

Seeing Brandon Herrera & Eli brain nut together was the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.

I asked Baddie Streams if he would video him and Donut Operator brain nutting together for 500k and he said yes! The video was well worth it!

by UnsubscribePodcast September 14, 2022

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 26, 2021