Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 15, 2015
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Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.
Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked
by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023
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titty twister

twisting the nipple of an individual, usually very painful.
I gave a titty twister to my friend and he screamed.
by Egro The Magnificent February 04, 2003
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Tough titties

A sarcastic way of saying that the proposition was unfortunately not going to be accepted.
Ma Sheila's famous comment when Ian Leslie on ?60 Minutes,told her that 'We', the Australian people in the town in Western Australia near where there was a commune of 'Orange People', did not want the Orange People there. She replied, "What can I say. Tough titties"
The previously current expression that I think she was trying to quote was, "Tough Bikkies".
Her reply largely took over from that.
by Stewart_in_Oz March 02, 2009
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titty jiggle

The process of methodically tipping ones shoulders so that ones breasts fluctuate in respect to their 3D coordinate spaces along the z axis sometimes having small amounts of motion in the positive x direction and both y directions.

Often titty jiggles are performed with a partner and with various types of substances lathered on to the upper quadrants or nipple area (usually defined as the unit circle in the yz plane centered at (0,0,0) )
Sarah executed a proper titty jiggle last month during spring break.
by Let G be a February 13, 2012
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Pair of Titties

phrase used when something makes one overly excited. antonym of "sack of nuts"...
by Weirdo Artimando January 24, 2011
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titty mau

The extreme wanting of titties at a specfic point in time. Not to be confused with "di di mau." Note: the phrase must be screamed/yelled at a high volume.
Titty Mau! Titty Mau!
by LT. Gobbles January 24, 2007
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