Term describing current state of mind and body usually caused by obscene usage of drugs or alcohol.
I ate 2 hits of X an drunk a beer an i was tore up from the floor up.

After funneling 42 beers i was tore up from the floor up.
by Eckstahesee December 19, 2003
mugGet the tore up from the floor upmug.
this person is not very smart
If he brought a book form another library to this library his elevator doesn't go to the top floor.
by The Return of Light Joker January 5, 2009
mugGet the elevator doesn't go to the top floormug.
The person is not that smart, and probably won't get the joke.
America: Some people say my elevator go to the top floor but I don't even have an elevator.

Italy: I've heard that one too, let's go out and buy one!
or
X: Hey your Elevator does not go to the top floor.
Y: What?
by Lunalunaluna November 9, 2012
mugGet the Elevator does not go to the top floormug.
Nigga, I was so to' up from da flo' up last night. Didn't get home till like 8 in da morning. And your mother's a ho.
by Anonymous June 5, 2003
mugGet the torn up from the floor upmug.

TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAG

A chick so skanky you wouldn't piss in her mouth if her tonsils were on fire
" She's a Texas Dirt Floor Bar Hag, I hope she chokes.
by Ricey Ripp October 5, 2006
mugGet the TEXAS DIRT FLOOR BAR HAGmug.

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