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Fun on the tracks

Forced fun. Where the sense of enjoyment is created artificially. As if the good times were on train tracks.
‘Let’s play ring of fire

‘Idk mate sounds like fun on the tracks to me’
by Loz.a July 22, 2022
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Tracking

Generally used by military personnel to convey that they already understood something that was said to them.

Useful when you want to tell someone who's a higher rank than you that you already knew what they just told you, and you're kind of pissed that they thought you didn't already know, but the ridiculous stipulation of having to answer to a grown man who's only been in a year or two longer than you dictates that you can't have an opinion of your own, much less tell this man to piss off.

Disclaimer: is also used casually/non-aggressively, but its main appeal is that you can get away with being belligerent.
Corporal "Working Supervisor": Hey bitch, formation at 1600

Lance Corporal Second-NJP: Tracking.
by CynicalWind November 24, 2022
mugGet the Trackingmug.
And without asking any questions ruined my life before it started, likely ruined the life of my mother's boyfriend at the time under false pretenses and now...
Hym "Everyone and their brother can just use the fact the I stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year old to refuse my rights in perpetuity until I submit to the will of the people and let you control the nature of my relationships from the shadows I perpetuity? THAT is what's insane. And you clearly accept the terms of matching insanity with insanity so I don't see how murdering your kids isn't par for the course."
by Hym Iam July 21, 2025
mugGet the Stumbled across rape porn and a vigilante tracked my location as a 13 year oldmug.

Peker tracks

The spots or stains a penis leaves on sheets, couches, seats, ect after intercourse without a condom.
My father-in-law warned me not to leave peker tracks on his couch.
by Kilkrow July 15, 2025
mugGet the Peker tracksmug.

Diss Track

A form of a musical hate speech or verbal abuse usually to attack another artist or rapper
I made a diss track on a kid talking shit
by Definition-idiot teen October 29, 2023
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ripping up track

When a female is penetrated roughly by multiple very large dicks. Thus destroying her pussy and leaving her sore and exhausted yet satisfied. Similar to running train
We took turns making her cum but we all fell asleep after her 12th orgasm. We were really ripping up track last night.
by Mega_tron June 10, 2018
mugGet the ripping up trackmug.

chocolate moose tracks

When you leave shit covered, mushroom stamps across a girls back after fucking her in the ass.
After pounding her ass, I left some chocolate moose tracks on that bitch's back.
by DarkSilver June 2, 2014
mugGet the chocolate moose tracksmug.

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