king purple

The creator of CLC. Alora, the best OSRS Runescape Private Server.
Smells like feet.

Quick everyone one King Purple!

by dsfdsfdsfdsfsd February 8, 2018

Purple Nostrils

The act of not being able to sneeze. Tilting your head back, squinting your eyes, and you end up swearing because you were unable to sneeze. Similar to blue balls but nostrils.

Gustavo:Fuck!!
Ethan: Dude, are you okay?
Gustavo: Yeah, man I just really had to sneeze and I couldn't
Ethan: I hate when that happens man, it's called purple nostrils by the way.

by PapichuloDajuan June 20, 2015

Purple Corsa

when someone describes something they have and lie/mistake that it is actually something else they are then said to have a purple corsa.

No it isn't, it's a purple corsa

by Surly Barman April 10, 2011

purple toto

the oppisite of guys getting Blue Balls. Girls get purple toto pussy and feel the same way the guys do.

Guy and Girl making out, she wants more..he starts going for it..then suddently stops..leaving the girl with "purple toto"

by Suxk My Swaqqerr . July 17, 2009

Purple smurf

When you grab the base of your penis and balls and squeeze so hard that the whole unit turns purple.

I squeezed my cock and balls so hard that it turned into a purple smurf.

by Thenig187 September 7, 2017

Purple cyclops

Penis

I’d love to show you my purple cyclops

by Lord Prometheus December 28, 2018

Purple chunk

purple chunk is fent dope / chunk dope that has been dyed purple with food coloring

dope fiend: watchu smokin on fool

chunk smoker: I'm smoking that purple chunk

by peanut coke plug October 26, 2022