Police slang for a naked male reported to be wandering about in public. A typical "Nature Boy" is often found to be amusingly oblivious to his state of dress and will even attempt to befriend law enforcement officers sent to retrieve and or cover him up.
Cop 1: Hey there buddy we need to have a talk with you.
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola
Naked Man: Who me?
Cop 2: Yes, you. Look like you forgot a few things before you left the house today. You have any ID?
Naked Man: Yeah dudes , can't seem to find my wallet? (starts rummaging through make believe pants pockets)
Cop 1: (amused) It appears to be chilly today. How about we get you something warmer to wear?
Cop 2: Here (hands naked man some running pants), These should cover your... um... That thing there.
Naked Man: My Penis
Cop 1: Your what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!
Cop 1: Didn't quite catch that, what?
Naked Man: (louder) Penis!!!
Cop 2: (desperately trying not to laugh) Could you repeat that?
Naked Man: My Penis! I said Penis!! Penis!!! (starts spelling it out) P-E-N-I... (catches joke) Ohhh... Dudes!?
All: Laughing.
Cop 2: Look buddy, we need you sign some paperwork, you mind coming with us for a bit.
Naked man: (putting running pants on) Well OK. You guys are alright- You anything to eat?
Cop 1: (to Cop 2) Take Nature boy to the car. I'll get him some Granola
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