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Moses

Moses wears crusty dirty t-shirts, old jeans and weird cowboy boots. He has brown hair down to his chin. He wears glasses with thin rectangle lenses, and they're so dirty you can't even see through them.

He talks in a southern accent, but he doesn't live in a southern state, and wasn't born in a southern state. He also looks like he lives on a farm but he doesn't.

He seems to only have 4 different shirts, and wears the same boots and jeans every day.

His friend is a kid who plays dungeons and dragons in his mom's crusty basement.
“ew, wasn't moses wearing that outfit yesterday?”
by cherrycoIa September 27, 2019
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Moses

The smoothest of the black male species. A rare breed who possesses sporting talent and is also know as 'love doctor'.
I wish I had a Moses in my life *sigh*
by Biggie22 October 8, 2019
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Moses The God

The definition of, “Moses The God.” refers to a Dragon Ball Term of “ Big Peen, Strong and Bulky.” They are usually beautiful, a good peen size, strong, good with their Ki and Isn’t like his dickrider Oniyon. Oniyon is also a person that fucks NPCs and themselves are night.
Oh my goodness have you seen “Moses The God” He is so attractive and different from the others!
by TheGoat123OofXD November 2, 2019
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mossing

to grow a beard to look more tough than you are because you are a stupid meek
look at him

he must be mossing
by Memer_69 November 12, 2019
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Moss

That girl looking fine im trina moss
Or

damn girl you trina moss?
by You trina moss? November 16, 2019
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Mossad

Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019
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Moss

Dutch word mostly used in rotterdam meaning bro or fam.
Moss lets go
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