The Manny Doctrine states that if the complexity of a system raises above a certain threshold causing either of the following to be true:
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
1. The cost in lost man-hours of maintaining or updating the system exceeds 1/4th the cost of replacing it.
2. The prospect of maintaining or updating the system causes an engineer to fall into clinical depression.
The system should then be scrapped entirely and re-built from the ground up by competent engineers.
*During sprint planning*
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
SCRUM master -"We have some upcoming work to update our data ingress to match v3.0 of our ICD"
Engineer - "That system is awful, I call The Manny Doctrine"
SCRUM master - "Hmm, it is a bit of a black box. Alright, we'll scope out a re-design."
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Soveria Mannelli is situated in a valley carved by the Amato river, and it's surrounded by pristine nature and dense woods.
It was born around the XVIth century from a community of farmers, and over time became a really important town in its area. Soveritan people is mostly remebered for the linen manufacture tradition that goes on from the 1600s (that is sadly disappearing today).
Nowadays Soveria Mannelli is the homeplace of many important industries such as Lanificio Leo (the most ancient textile factory in Calabria), Rubbettino Editore (one of the most important Calabrian publishing houses) or Camillo Sirianni (that produces school and office furniture and export its products worldwide).
Soveria Mannelli is situated in a valley carved by the Amato river, and it's surrounded by pristine nature and dense woods.
It was born around the XVIth century from a community of farmers, and over time became a really important town in its area. Soveritan people is mostly remebered for the linen manufacture tradition that goes on from the 1600s (that is sadly disappearing today).
Nowadays Soveria Mannelli is the homeplace of many important industries such as Lanificio Leo (the most ancient textile factory in Calabria), Rubbettino Editore (one of the most important Calabrian publishing houses) or Camillo Sirianni (that produces school and office furniture and export its products worldwide).
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