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milf float

Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float
by Old fashioned girl November 21, 2018
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Charlie milf

hey charlie, i love you so much. i think i might have a crush on you 😈😈🍆💦✂️😉😉👬
-secret admirer
oh hey charlie milf, i have a crush on you
by DaddyGilf February 20, 2021
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political milf

"Why not have a political milf turn up on my TV show" Russel Brand
by Maj Sab July 20, 2016
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MILF

Dude 1, did you see the bullfrog
Dude 2, yeah, MILF
dude 1, me too
by Igotrizz12345678910 March 28, 2023
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MILF

A new definition to MILF: Mother I’d Like (to) Fund. Mothers, whether they gave birth or not; married, separated, divorced, or widowed, that angel investors, syndicates, PE funds, VCs, or anyone else see as successful entrepreneurs and want to fund their startups and business ventures.

These mothers are super intelligent, ambitious, passionate, have grit, and will never stop until they reach their goals. Many of them are executives in corporations, doctors, lawyers, hold higher education degrees from respectable universities, and serial entrepreneurs. The more funding support they get, the more milfs we’ll have and they will end up investing in more milfs, creating a milf-growth flywheel.

The milf is inspiring, setting up an example for her daughters, and sons, to follow in her footsteps and pave the way to make it easier for the next generations to fund their startups.

Milfs are the mothers of their startups. Like a mama bear, they will do anything to protect the startup and grow it to be a successful, independent business, with as much revenue and market value as they can imagine and aim to. They will reach profitability fast, outperform many other companies, and build unicorns and dragons.
I invested in this milf ‘s pre-seed round $25k and made $2.5m after IPO! I am a MILFionnaire and funded awesome moms in the process!
by PINKPTR June 19, 2024
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Milf

Mother I would like to fuck.usually used to call mothers hot
by Sanktun February 10, 2021
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Milf

It my vocabulary it means “ Mom In Lesbian Form” soo yeH I hope people see this bro
yoo jacobs mom is a milf bro”
by A.lms October 18, 2021
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