mcdonalds 

a place where your teachers tell you, you end up working at if you don't go to college. Which is sometimes not true because some celebrities didn't go to college and they're rich.

teacher:you need to go to college or you're going to end up working at mcdonalds
student: whatever
GO TO COLLEGE!!!

mcdonalds by pockadotslotz March 16, 2010

mcdonalds 

the establishment whose toilets i shoot up in once in a blue moon

i shoot up in the maccas toilets about once a fortnight because their toilets have needle dispensers and i wanna keep the environment clean so little kids dont find my syringe cos im a caring motherfucker

mcdonalds by the man August 22, 2003

McDonalds Drive-Thru 

That one asshole that you meet in the drive thru when you order 15 Big Macs and all that he gives you is 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets and the douchbag says have a nice day so you flick him off.

McDouch: Hello sir I mean mam here is your order.
Customer: uh thanks sir.
McDouch: Your welcome mam.
(In Private)
Customer: What the fuck man he gave me 2 napkins and 5 ketchup packets. I'm going to go order again inside. What a douchy McDonalds Drive-Thru
(Customer goes inside)
Customer: Hey I'll take 15 Big Macs to go.
McDouch: Here you go sir I mean mam. That will be 20 bucks.
Customer: Ugh ok here.
McDouch: Thanks mam.

McDonalds Drive-Thru by Dead Whiteman March 25, 2017

McDonalds 

The CULT of the GOLDEN ARCHES.

Imagine the people of the future uncovering 21st century artifacts..lol

McDonalds by Queen of Darkness December 22, 2003

McDonalds 

Rudeboy palace.

Don't go to McDonald's. You'll get rudeboyed. Oh, and the food is shit.

McDonalds by Oxford lad April 25, 2004

McDonalds 

A fast-food restuarant that is the scape goat for millions of fatties around the world; The final destination for all idiots who would rather not go to school.

If you don't get good grades, you're going to end up working at McDonalds!

McDonalds by El Mañana July 1, 2005

McDonalds 

Robble robble...

McDonalds by Grimus July 29, 2003