Mars Rover

Farting into the vagina of an unexpecting wide open legged slut.

Eg. you are sending that rover into mars .. unexpected uncharted territory . They are crazy and you'll never know what to expect so send that rover out boys..

Had this chick over the other night laying down with legs wide open naked , she was looking at something in depth on my nightstand I backed up and pressed my asshole to her Pussy and sent the Mars rover out.

by Milarpilowski July 13, 2019

Mars

a person who seems cool calm and collected but is really panicking on the inside at all times. they’re also usually really funny and super sweet. always best dressed and the best therapist friend.

“have you spoken to chris yet? he’s such a mars!”

by humanntrassh November 23, 2021

lil mar

literal who wrapper who fucked a mcchicken on camera

"Lil Mar? Man, I hate his music! I don't even know him for that, that's how bad!"

by jigawahoodironyclips2003 November 15, 2024

Mars

they are the most beatiful person ever, a blast to be around and queer as fuck. They are very special if you have a mars in your life never let them go

Look at Mars, theyre so hot

by jay the faggot November 20, 2021

Mars 28

This day is for people that are born in Mars 28. They’re super sexy. Brown/golden hair all shimmering, golden brown eyes with little bit of a green. They’re so seductive and sex talks so much that they end up somewhere wrong. They have ex issues sadly and will probably be stuck on them forever. When they talk they sound very dumb but when it gets serious they’re actually smarter than all of you. They can get everything they want except girls/boys. They’re uniq people. They’re like a red person, honest and forward. Can’t forget that they are funny as hell and can’t be serious. If you’re born on this day you’re special. xo xo

“Oh my god who’s this everyone is talking about?”

“It’s mars 28, it’s her birthday! she’s the hottest one i’ve ever seen. Only aries people”

by lilalien October 25, 2019

Mars Headass

Mars Headass

A nigga named Mars that let fat niggas rub they titties on his head.

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Wit yo ol Mars Headass, thats why yo neck built like food poisoning.

by PassDaBoof July 4, 2019

Mars

Mars is a tall person with short brown hair and hazel eyes, they love reading and watching whatever they can find on TV. They are a loud person who can be easily hurt by words and hates everything about themselves. If you ever find a Mars, make sure you stick with them!

“Hey bro! Did you hear Mars got moved schools again?”
“Yea, it’s sad honestly.”

by Mars_:) April 6, 2022