My lightning

Adjective:: the name you give the love of your life..
End result, he is a homeless, lying, degenerate disgusting foolish stealing, stinky dirty lot kid who is a poser..

Good morning my lightning I miss you.🎀

by $p!k3beaut1fuL$D25 January 5, 2023

Diesel lighting

When you become so good at gaslighting it turns into diesel lighting

“Patricia won’t stop diesel lighting me”

by Carmenrae2469420 March 24, 2023

Drag Lightning McQueen

Disney/Pixar’s “Lightning McQueen,” from the Cars movie series, dressed up as a female, do a drag race, with his friend Mater, also dressed up as a female.

When Drag Lightning McQueen, does a race with his friend Mater, only later he discovers it was Mater's idea, all along!

by I'mcrazy July 18, 2023

Sweat Lightning

The salt residue that remains on the shirt when it dries. And resembles the Metallica album "Ride The Lightning"

My effort is measured by the "sweat lightning" on my shirt.

by HonkeyDonkeyDoo July 18, 2023

Carpet lightning

A spark of static electricity generated from walking across carpeting

Carpet lightning is quite a shocking experience.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white

Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting”

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*

by roach.baddie September 15, 2023

gaff lighting

A garbled attempt at gas lighting that insults the intelligence.

Joe Biden was gaff lighting the country when he blamed the MAGAS for defending the police

by Captain Midnight September 15, 2023