Dirty Lauralei

When a dyslexic girl shoves a Danny DeVito pillow up her vagina while watching anime.

My sister dirty Lauraleied last night.

by Eatmyweave October 30, 2021

michael larrahondo

he is an above average thinker. Can be disrespectful at times when disobeying. He is fast but not fast enough. He could also be referred to as mickey mouse, known to make cringe tik toks when he was a little kid. Swears that he has a little black in him but in reality he actually doesn’t. He swears he’s an ass guy but is actually a boob guy. His favorite songs to make tik toks is white iverson. Known to moon fellow teammates. his ability to shoot basketball at a consistent rate is fucked

Michael larrahondo can’t shoot a basketball.

by rodcav November 23, 2021

Alexa Laura

Alexa Laura is someone you wouldn't wanna miss. She is an empowered woman who is passionate about human rights. To be simple, she's someone who values people--although you might find her a little bit cold, but don't worry, that's just her face. Not her heart. Alexa Laura is strong and fierce, and it may not show all the time, but her heart is pure. She can laugh and cry at the same time. That's some talent! She is also smart; an achiever to be exact. She's an artist--a singer, a writer, and a painter. And most of all, she's an art. But these good things about her? Oh, they won't measure up to the beauty of her whole being! She's a majestic soul.

You're so fine; you must be Alexa Laura.

It's a blessing to have an Alexa Laura.

by nadyaxxx November 23, 2021

The Laura Effect

Date her and you’ll love her but when you break up you’ll love her but hate her at the same time.
She’s beautiful and the best you’ll ever get!

Guy: she broke up with me... *is upset*
You: that’s the Laura effect for you

by shyguy118 January 29, 2022

Dirty Laura

That chicken head that shows up to the party with giant tits and hard nipples.

I felt like the life of the party until she showed up wearing a tight white tee prancing around like a dirty Laura.

by Vivaciousvixen April 6, 2023

A Laura Thought

A thought that is so unrealistic but your feelings tell you it's so real

Your thoughts of being a good communist leader are a laura thought

Pineapples on pizza being good is a laura thought

Meth being healthy is a laura thought too

by Temiz January 12, 2026

Pulling a Laura

When you’re being stingy or not paying back money you owe.

Don’t ask her for money, she’s always Pulling a Laura

by CCsRealest July 6, 2025