lumber

Glasgow word for hooking up with someone. It can range from just holding hands to kissing to heavy petting to sex.

She never took lumbers

by Ned Wood July 20, 2023

Lumbo

Definition: A "lumbo" refers to a male individual whose appearance is characterized by a comfortable and slightly heavier physique, often described as "fluffy" or "husky." Contrary to traditional notions of chiseled attractiveness, a lumbo possesses an average and approachable appearance that embraces the charm of a dad-bod. What sets a lumbo apart is their intellect, displaying a notable level of intelligence and knowledge while perhaps lacking some practical street smarts. This term recognizes the value of mental acumen and highlights the appeal of someone who combines a relatable physique with genuine intellectual depth, resulting in a unique and endearing package.

Girl 1: Hey what's your type?
Girl 2: Definitely a Lumbo
Girl 1: What's a Lumbo?
Girl 2: Think the opposite of a Himbo. Dad bod, moderately attractive, and Smart but not street smart

by Mr. Lumbo August 22, 2023

Lumby

A large fat person.

Yoooooooo that Xander guy is a real lumby.

by The Lumby Of Earth October 2, 2023

Lumberjack Pancakes

You begin by violently banging a hooker in the ass from behind, and I mean VIOLENTY! Pull out, flip her over on her back, and put her feet behind her ears like she’s in the “Happy Baby” yoga pose. Once she’s in this position and her balloon knot is exposed to the sky, sit on her so your holes are aligned like the stars. Using her as your own personal toilet, purge your bowels into her back alley. Now slide your schlong back into her poop chute and continue ramming until you blow your jizzy load into her exhaust pipe . Have the hooker do jumping jacks for about 30 seconds to mix it all up, but make sure she’s flexing that sphincter. You don’t wanna lose that ooey-gooey goodness before you can get a pan to catch it.

Refrigerate for at least 90 minutes. Now this newly created "batter" can then be baked to make lumberjack pancakes.

Me and my buddy Tally found a skank on Las Vegas boulevard and paid her $50 to let us make some batter. In the morning we made lumberjack pancakes for the boys. Happy, Flank, Fanny, and E enjoyed a delicious homemade breakfast.

by ra2or October 4, 2023

Lumbercrack

A wood cutting person who’s butt crack is exposed.

Oh look that guys lumbercrack is out

by Tashaaaaaa November 12, 2023

lumberjane

A bi-sexual woman who likes both strong-looking men and strong looking women.

Sarah was a lumberjane who liked strong lumberjacks and lumberjills.

by scottparty December 20, 2023

Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024