Lucas

The smartest most sexy person ever with a massive dick and when i asked how much money he got he said 0!

Holy god there is a lucas overthere he may give us nothing

by xXLLucaZZXx November 6, 2018

Lucas Lallemant

haha his pussy too fat :/

lucas:
you: lucas lallemant your pussy too fat

by srodulv May 31, 2019

Lucan

Lucan is the cutest most sweetest guy ever! His great with the ladies and doesn't want anything more than to treat his girl right, anyone would be lucky to get a Lucan

"have you seen my new boyfriend, Lucan"

"Omg your with a Lucan they're so rare to come by and omg they're so hot"

by I have. Crippling depression June 21, 2019

Lucas

Lucas is a guy who is really desperate for a girlfriend. He thinks he is an eshay but isn't. when you look at him you cringe. He is awkward and a liar.

Girl One: omg lucas texted me!
Girl Two: OH NO! BLOCK BLOCK BLOCK

by ranga69 November 4, 2019

Luca

Overweight-testosterone filled Italian man with a large ego. Usually has no friends or family and lives in a dumpster.

Person 1; "That Luca kid is so up himself and acting like he's cool but we all know he's got none"
Person 2: "I was thinking the same thing"

by xDevo March 15, 2020

Lucas Harwood

Lucas Harwood plays bass for King Gizzard and The Lizard Wizard and his 3 piece band Atolls, where he also sings. He's also a dad. He's a very cool dude who can sculpt various forms of facial hair and pull them all off, whether it is clean-shaven like he is in the Intrasport music video or a full-blown beard like he had during the Float Along - Fill Your Lungs era Gizzard or just a little stubble. He's also quite progressive: having his pronouns in his bio, among other things. He just seems like a nice dude.

Oh, and he sk8tes bro.

"Lucas Harwood is the most underrated member of King Gizzard!"
"I know right! His basslines and solos on Infest The Rats Nest literally make the album"

by bullant_owu March 9, 2021

Jarett Lucas

Once called “Horse” Jarett Lucas started his life in a landfill. Buried under a pile of used condoms Jarett Lucas was brought home by his albino mother and bis N word for a dad. Trapped in his room 24/7 Horse quickly found his obsession in men. For a day job Jarett Lucas buys and sells used condoms. His most favorite of them all came from Barack Obama’s Horse. He comes to school everyday smelling like shit, as he showers in his own horse shit, and Leaves with a literal red neck because people slap the shit out of it. Scared to talk to girls he finds his comfort in guys. He is failing all of his special ed classes and his best friend is the lunch lady.

Jarett Lucas is 100% a victim of torn rubber.

by BigDaddy45626 March 23, 2020