Lumber Babies

A funny way to say, shit.

Can you please get off at the next exit? I need to find a place to orphan these lumber babies before they start drawing on the walls of my boxers.

Translation: I need to find a place to take a shit before I start turtle-heading and ruin my underwear.

by Porksword153 January 4, 2024

Lumberchon

The mix between a LumberJack and Leprechaun (Preferable a Big Bodied Ginger)

Man that Ginger is one big Lumberchon

by LukieBookieIII January 8, 2024

Lumbercrack

A wood cutting person who’s butt crack is exposed.

Oh look that guys lumbercrack is out

by Tashaaaaaa November 12, 2023

Lumbing

Covering the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and my pals are gonna go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024

Lumbing

Coating the male penis in milk and honey, then proceeding to insert it into a tree

“Me and the guys are going to go lumbing in the woods this weekend”

by LLLLLLLLLLLLLHHHHHHHHHHHH May 1, 2024

Lumberjack mayt

A friend who after a night taking mdma one becomes a lumberjack.

May proceed to sing, I’m a lumber jack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids mayt!

Aw yeah, I was up with Jean last night necking pills, he became a lumberjack mayt!

That lad Sid is one hell of a lumberjack mayt.

by Chaz G May 26, 2024

Lumberjack Mayt

A friend, who whilst double or triple dropping mdma, ecstasy or other Hallucinogen suddenly believes you are both lumberjacks and proceeds to sing “I’m a lumberjack and I’m ok, work all night and sleep all day, and when I get home I eat the kids my lumberjack mayt”

I was on pills with Jean the other day, that dude is one hell of a lumber jack mayt!

Did you see Sid last night? He double dropped and became a lumberjack mayt!

by Chaz G May 26, 2024