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Jewish Mormons

The Goldberg’s are Jewish Mormons.
by trehouselighter420 December 25, 2022
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Jewish Pizza

Jewish pizza is made when celebrating passover. Back in Biblical times, if you didn't put lamb blood on your front doorframe when passover came, the Angel of Death would curse you household by killing the firstborn child of the family. If you put the lamb blood like you were supposed to, the Angel of Death would passover your house.
hey dudde, siince its passover, lets make some jewish pizza for our jewish bros.
ya dude! just get dominos cheese pizza but add like a few of whatever and call it jewish pizza
by Jewish Pizza for Jakes June 2, 2018
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jewish numaan

Jewish Numaan and his siblings Luqman, Kulsoom, Zainab and Yousaf migrated from Israel in 2008. His father Tanveer Mansha and his mother Farzana Khan both tried their best to make the marrige work despite being imbred brother and sister.
Yo that Jewish numaan is a paki init
by Mr Mansha March 9, 2022
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a jewish bathroom break

"Guys, whatcha doin' after the Bar Mitzvah?"
"Probably going for a jewish bathroom break"
by alankasprzyk23 June 4, 2025
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jewish fries

When a Jewish male or female has curly pubic hair, since the stereotype for Jews is that they have curly hair.
1. HOLY SHIT Hayek has some Jewish fries!!
by Jakethea May 17, 2017
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Jewish lighting

Intentionally committing arson for the insurance claim.
Mikey’s restaurant was failing but his Jewish lighting attempt failed
by anonymous October 28, 2025
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Jewish Lemonade

A beverage made of free lemon slices, water, and sugar packets. It is usually made by customers at In-N-Out.
Nothing says hilariously unkosher like a double double with bacon, cheese, and a cup of Jewish Lemonade.
by davidrgarber June 15, 2016
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