Seizure Jerking

spasmodic masturbating.

Man that was the best Seizure Jerking ive had in a long time.
Changsaung jerking it.

by TaintPro September 22, 2011

jerk rice

Jamaicans took dried meat - jerky (or jerk for short), they added it to Asian rice, and gave it an name using English, they called it Jerk Rice.
Jamaicans having since ate it for a few centuries now accuse anyone non-Jamaican/non-black whom uses it as culturally appropriating it
😂😂

jerk rice is not Jamaican.

by AnonDoxy August 20, 2018

base jerking

When you masterbate to ejaculation without ever touching the head of your penis.

I wanted a new challenge, so I started base jerking.

by BOUS Master November 21, 2017

Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

field jerk

When you are in the field on deployment and you jerk off.

"Bro, we've been out here for 6 hours and I got blue balls."
" Go ahead and knock out out a field jerk."

by boiiiiiiiiii235 April 19, 2017

Beef Jerk

Giving a handjob to someone that you hate i.e have beef with.

Kyle's such a dick, but still i ending up wanking him off. I'll never beef jerk again..

by frogurban745 September 21, 2019

jerk shower

Beating you meat while in the shower

"Ayo I'll meet you there I'm just gonna jerk shower then come on over"

by Itschurboi August 18, 2017