shower of shit

A complete waste of space; someone who seems to serve no purpose than to ruin your day

John's been a right shower of shit today - meaning John's ruined my day.

by GrumpyPenguin January 31, 2017

golden shower

n. Cascade of gold medals won by a team at a sporting event.

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Canada wins again! I hope this golden shower never ends!

by gnostic 2 March 2, 2014

French Shower

To cover oneself with aftershave as an alternative to washing.

Student 1: Dude, the hot water's on the blink again!
Student 2: Fuck it, I'll just take a French Shower.
Student 1: Sweet

by Harry Sargent June 14, 2008

golden shower

when one persons partner uninates on the other for sexual pleasure.

i showered with rick last night he layed on the floor and asked me to give him a golden shower

by Lizzie Borwn July 30, 2010

Power shower

The act of taking a shower, pleasuring yourself and starting your day feeling sparkling clean and rejuvenated.

Men and women cannot completely seize the day without a power shower

by Jamiegets December 1, 2015

Febreze shower

To spray oneself with Frebreze as a alternative to bathing.

See "Mexican Shower"

"Man, Dave smells like he took a Mexican Shower."

"No, I think he actually took a Febreze shower."

by Digitalbath November 13, 2009

butt shower

A shower for you buttocks, esp. after having explosive diarrhea ; any large-scale washing of a body part

Simon took a butt shower after he exploded on the toilet.

by Goldenkirby December 16, 2006