how do i shot web?

1. What spiderman says when his webs dont shoot out anymore.

2. What somebody says when they are falling off a cliff or high building and have nothing to hold on to.

3. What a n00b says when he fails at using the internet.

n00b: How come you know so much 1337 stuff?
hax0r: I just look on the web.
n00b: how do i shot web?

by Rico Thorn February 27, 2008

How you doin'?

A bastardization of the greeting "How are you doing?" Used by the stereotypical mobster in popular culture. Heard in countless movies, TV shows, commercials, etc. Most often used in real life by actual mobsters, Americans of Italian descent living in New York or New Jersey (and elsewhere), or retards who want to sound tough.

Tony Soprano: (to his crew as he walks into the Bada Bing!) "How you doin'?"

by Joey Baggadonuts July 28, 2006

How the turntables

A famous misquote by michael scott, describing instant karma.

"Well, well, well... How the turntables have . . . turned''

by lildudefly February 18, 2019

How now, brown cow?

It actually means, "What's next?" I read that on the Merriam Webster Dictionary site after trying to look it up here.

"How now, brown cow?"

"You're going to turn into a purple cow."

*poof*

by Sara Harmon April 9, 2006

How's tricks

Question one used to ask to hookers who "turn tricks." It means how are things? Or how is business? Now it is used in the UK for an alternative "how's things?" without any attachment to the old meaning.

Two friends passing:

"How's tricks?"

"Good thanks, you?"

"Busy as always"

by Dorjan August 24, 2011

how are you-er

When someone, more an online acquaintance than a close friend, greets you on facebook chat or another messaging service with a 'hi, how are you?' and then proceeds to say nothing else (occasionally a 'what are you up to?' MAY follow).

how are you-er: hey
how are you-er: hows it going?
you: good
you: you?
how are you-er: good
<5 minutes>
how are you-er: what are you up to?
you: DONT TALK TO ME IF YOU DONT HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY. I ONLY ADDED YOU AS A FRIEND SO I CAN STALK YOUR HOT FRIENDS PICS.

by Vikingnz March 28, 2011

how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

When an error, follie, or turn over happens in a sporting event and the opposing team does not capitalize.

A football team turns the ball over three times in succession, and all it does is result in three punts by their opponent.
how many gifts are they going to give us before we open the present

by Brad Jelinek October 21, 2007