An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.
by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022

The sexual and emotionally involved act of tugging on one's nipple hair while orally sucking on the same person's facial hair, usually the goatee area.
Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
by RHCPFTW July 12, 2017

by lastghost29 May 28, 2016

by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022

Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?
Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.
Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?
Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.
Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011

by Phmns52 February 10, 2014

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
