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Ass-holy

An individual or group of individuals who, publicly, go thru the motions of living a morally elevated life but who in private will manipulate their faith to justify their own untoward behavior. Practitioners of ass-holyness are not limited to clergy members of any specific religion, and often include prominent laity.
That pious putz epitomizes ass-holyness.
by JWR Editor in Chief February 20, 2022
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Holy Bolby

The sexual and emotionally involved act of tugging on one's nipple hair while orally sucking on the same person's facial hair, usually the goatee area.

Can also be used as slang for when one is amazed, often used interchangeably with phrases such as "holy sh*t!"
I would love it if you holy bolby'd me tonight.

That is a huge man beard, holy bolby!
by RHCPFTW July 12, 2017
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holy shwow

a combination of holy shit and wow in a surprised way
mike: dude look at these awesome nudes!!
jason: HOLY SHWOW!!! awesome
by lastghost29 May 28, 2016
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Holy Redeemer

Handsome, good looking, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, not sociopaths, and nice!
Matt: Hey I heard you went to Holy Redeemer
Bobby: I hate my life
by Quandale Dinngle August 12, 2022
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Holy Benjamins

1 - an exclamation

2 - Money saved or not saved for Christmas presents.
Guy 1 - HOLY FUCKING BENJAMINS!!!

Guy 2 - What's up dog? You aight?

Guy 1 - Aww shit G, my holy benjamins is gonna be weak as shit this year.

Guy 2 - So what you gonna do?

Guy 1 - Sheeeeet, I don't know. Maybe I could hit up the collections plate at church.

Guy 2 - (suspicious look),............. (smile) In God we trust nigga
by IRON SAVAGE December 5, 2011
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Holy water

Wet pussy that won't burn your dick with an STD.
My woman has that aquafina, that holy water. That's why I always hit it raw.
by Phmns52 February 10, 2014
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Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.
"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
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