Ham-slap

someone who slaps ham to make sure it is tender enough to eat.

Damn give that a ham slap before you eat it bro!

or, He is a real ham-slapper.

by MOJO5G January 26, 2017

Ham lake

A shitty little town in Minnesota commonly know as pork pond they only thing in this town is a gas station and a hole in wall cafe called the dead ox

Ham lake what a shitty town

by Pork pond kid February 1, 2017

ham up

acronym for Hard as A Motherf*cker; loud, raucous, intense, hard-driving

The crowd was going so ham up, that stadium was rocking!

by loedenla October 23, 2017

Ham slice

When your ballbag is stuck to your leg. Trying to peel your ballsack off your leg is like trying to part two slices of pre-packed cooked ham.

It's so hot. I've got a serious case of ham slice.

by Crowington May 28, 2020

Ham Slam

A sex act involving a 300+ pound woman standing over a man's erect penis while he lays flat on his back. The woman lifts her legs suddenly in order to plummet down on the man's shaft to achieve penetration.

Nothing like a ham slam to go with your grand slam in the morning.

by Sylinashi August 17, 2022

ham station

something one visits when they need, or enjoy copius amounts of Ham.

Hey dingle, wanna come to the Ham Station with me?
Lets go all get HAMMED!
Its HAM time!
Where is all the Ham?
I really do enjoy getting Hammed.

by Blandy July 11, 2006

Ham-Boy

A ham-boy is somebody who you consider to be friends with and hang around with. These are just you close friends that you enjoy spending time with.

Me and my fellow ham-boys decided to hit the town after lunch.

by Dank Lander September 5, 2018