emo haircuts

Boys-Side fringe going down to the chin. The rest is cut short and spiked up.

Girls-Hair is dark brown or black, also with a side fringe wich go's down to the mid cheek. Usally a head band is worn at the root of the fringe.

The fringe is sometimes dyed blonde.

My hair is like it...(the girl version,coz im a girl)trust me!
EMO HAIRCUTS RULE!

by Emo763 June 26, 2006

skunk hair

Basically, it's two-toned hair. Usually a combination of dark brown or black and blonde. Usually the two colors are patterned in sections or overlap each other to resemble a skunk's fur. Those who follow this trend have no idea how ridiculous they look.

Michelle decided to get the skunk hair look by dyeing the bottom half of her hair blonde.

by boratfan1 December 9, 2010

hair diaper

A stretch of hair that spans from ones head to their anal region in a continuous swath.

The wookie beast in the hot tub sported a hair diaper of epic proportions.

by Monobrow Luke March 6, 2011

Bieber Hair

Someone who has hair shaped like Justin Bieber's hair or a bowl cut.

Stuart: OMG , look at owen!
Callum: OMG , He has Bieber Hair!
Stuart: hahaha.

by ShroomDawwg November 8, 2010

helmet hair

The too-perfectly-coiffed hairdo of a 25 to 45 year-old junior league member or the church lady's daughter who sprays so much hair spray on her hair that when you touch it, it's like touching a football helmet: secure and immovable. Often found in combination with caked makeup. pejorative.

Out of respect, grandmothers, women over 55 and church ladies are granted dispensation from being labeled as having helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue has helmet hair.

Jenny-Sue is a helmet hair.

The helmet hairs cleared the nave of flowers after the wedding.

by Gr33nman May 26, 2008

hair of dog

Alcoholic beverage drunk the morning after a bender as a hangover cure. Time for a twelve step program.

F. Scott woke up at 10:00 and treated himself to a hair of the dog that bit him.

by octopod November 5, 2003

pimpin like the hair on marge simpson

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.

"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"

by michael achuta January 9, 2008