Holy Land

A place holy for several different religion like Christianity and its relatives Muhammudanism and Judaism to beat themselves up while saying that God is on their side while God in reality just grabs his chair and popcorn and to see who will win. Pretty much a Clusterfuck.

Meanwhile in the holy land...

Muhhummudanists: Die infidels!
Christians: No, your the true infidel infidels!
Jews: Yeah, both of you guys are the infidels. You guys beileve that an arab merchant and a jewish teacher is holy, yeah right.
Christians: Want to beat up that bastard with me?
Muhhummudanists: Sure, at least you beileve in jesus.
Jews: Heheheheha, please no, No, NOONOOO!

God: This is getting good, Gabriel, can you please butter my popcorn.

by Hellbert jesushater May 3, 2019

Holy Child

Probably the most liberal of the assorted all-girls schools in the DC area. Holy Child's student body may not be as racially diverse as other schools, but it is, most definitely, economically and intellectually varied. The girls tend to be very open to those different from them, especially when it comes to upperclassmen (i.e. laxers hang out with art kids during frees). The school itself is a kind of place where it is really up to a student whether or not she wants to be challenged. The school environment is very much centered on the humanities. Holy Child girls do not necessarily have a "brother school" to which they feel obligated. Therefore, there can be a wide array of boyfriends from a wide array of schools. And, sure, Holy Child may have its share of lesbians, but what all-girls school doesn't?

Finally, although the school is in Potomac, there is an extremely small minority of students who actually live there.

H-O-L-Y-C-H-I-L-D sound off, one, two, SENIORS!

by 11111 December 9, 2004

holy moo

and expression of extremem surpise and excitment. usually associated with something bad, but can also apply to positive happenings.

someone has just said something really really really stupid

"HOLY MOO!"

by ian February 9, 2005

holy fucuna

a phrase used to describe shock or disbelief when you have been mauled by a buffalo in Thailand, when you have to tell your story on the radio and cut out the swearing, but still get the same effect.

" Holy Fucuna, What the Fucuna was THAT!"

by Fistulina K December 6, 2006

Holy Barrel of Monkeys

an expression used when completely at a loss of words to say, or when there is a lull in any conversation.

"Jacob" is on a date with "Jane"...
jacob: *points at girl at the bar.* oh my god, look at her. she looks pathetic.

Jane: um, that's my friend!
***awkward silence***
Jacob: Holy Barrel of Monkeys!

by Almost Urgent July 14, 2009

Holy Time

This is the time between when you send out an e-mail joke to your co-workers, and when people are supposed to start laughing out load.

I sat anxiously in "Holy Time" as I replied to the re-org announcement with with a hidden Rick Roll link.

by eugoh November 10, 2009

Holy toad

A legendary toad that has a huge gigantic penis that is longer than its body and can be used as a kick stand

While i was skating mom said there was a holy toad kicking the kick stand right in the middle of the drive way

by Asian Toad June 22, 2011