hairy dogs cock

a very small penis that is very hairy like i mean all up the rod balls and into the gooch.

My friends penis is a hairy dogs cock. once he was cockslapping me and i woke up to see the smallest penis ever withy the most hair ever.

by wedgie June 20, 2007

Hairy Crotch Pooch

noun: a hairy buldge in the crotch area on indians.

Wow, that indian has a really hairy crotch pooch. Let's shave it off and make mittens out of it.

by Leteya February 9, 2005

Hairy Belt Buckle

When one pulls up and hangs testicles and scrotum over the top of their pants, ensuring the penis stays hidden from view.
It is customary to draw the attention of unwitting bystanders to it.
Hands must not be securing the buckle in place.

That bastard Nathan burnt me with a hairy belt buckle this morning.

by JonnyDiamonds January 28, 2009

hairy dogs cock

a male penis that is very hairy

"Do you suck hairy dogs cocks"

by jon June 19, 2004

Hairy Hatchet Wound

a pussy or vagina; denoting a woman's sexual genitalia

I'd sure like to get into her hairy hatchet wound.

by Boozer August 16, 2005

hairy anal hippo

having anal sex with a fat chick with a hairy ass hole

wow i'm gonna have hairy anal hippo sex with tiffany

by don-keyballs November 6, 2007

hairy Q-tip

the process in which the male gentlty places his penis inside the female's ear. this procedure is similar to using a cotton swab.

ohhhhhhhh give me a hairy Q-tip.

by katie/bob May 16, 2003