waffle goblin

A waffle which you have shoved up your butt, folded up, and paid your friend to eat without him knowing what it actually is.

Man, Brian totally got me to eat a waffle goblin last night. It was nasty!

by Sim dragon December 10, 2019

Chat Goblin

A person who spends most of the time text in the Discord chat instead of in voice chat.

Nick is such a chat goblin he never talks.

by Nicqo January 11, 2020

Asshole Goblin

Another word for Hemorrhoid.

This Damn Asshole Goblin is trying to Dap up the turds as they comin out.

by WraithBlade993 April 8, 2020

Slurp goblin

A woman that's able to deep throat massive cocks

Damn that girl I hooked up with last night was a slurp goblin

by Pimp master lex August 17, 2020

Penny Goblin

Steals your pennies if you drop them.

Goddamn penny goblin done stole ma penny

by CrimsonWarrior December 14, 2020

Nut goblin

A person that sneaks around and ambushes people to steal their semen. They are rarely seen during the day and if you do see one, be prepared to protect your nut.

Hey man I heard the cops came to your house last night, everything alright?

Yea man apparently a break in, but they didn’t take anything from my house so I’m alright. However, I noticed my balls were the size of a blueberry, thus I knew it had been a nut goblin that had burglarized my home.

by gloz February 27, 2021

Turkish Goblin

A rare species of twink endemic to Turkey with an abnormally large penis, usually an alcoholic.

I saw a Turkish Goblin on my trip to Istanbul

by iwantmisatotofartonme February 10, 2021