geekinese

The language spoken by most geeks, computer salespeople and computer web site designers. Usually illegible to the average person. Common geekinese words include RAM, mega, giga, or terra anything, and the overuse of acronyms like HTML, STFU, RTFM, and others

My mom tried to buy a new pc today, but she got confused by all the geekinese the saleman was blabbing, so she bought a toaster instead.

by brad the imprinter September 10, 2005

getting poofed

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.

Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!

by violaman December 25, 2009

Gerkin

A male merkin. Usually used to cover up something you picked up in Vegas or unsightly scars from that vacuum "accident" as a teen.

Hey Brooke, check out my sporty new gerkin! It keeps my cock nice and cozy.

by Mike from France May 9, 2008

gettin some head

1. The first single off Shawnna's second solo album.

2. The funniest song we've heard in a long time.

I was gettin some head, gettin gettin some head.
I was with the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl.

by plainfire April 22, 2006

getting your back door kicked in

the art of taking it up the arse.commonly referring to anal sex . hetro or homo .

dave mcguire loves getting his back door kicked in by Paul!

whats dave doing? - getting his back door kicked in !

let me kick your back door in you piece of shit!

you love getting your back door kicked in!

by nikstej February 12, 2009

getting after it

taking it to the max, abusing substances to the point of annihilation, 6/24/10

Wow, we were definitly getting after it last night. I woke up in a field wearing only a burger king crown.

by Big B 143 June 28, 2010

Getting under

A person who has a moment of badassness.

-Hey Harold, that guy just totally took a greasy shit all over Jim's shaggin wagon.
Yeah, he fuckin' got under.

-Dude dont be such a little pussy.
The fuck you talkin bout bro? I've been getting under all day.

-Check out my knuckles Chuck. I think they might be broken. I got into a fight with a niglet last night and took him to the cleaners.
Oh you fuckin' got under? Yeah look at that.

by sharpsliver July 27, 2011