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Definitions by violaman

An Uber or Lyft ride the driver receives and completes which is a long-distance ride that lasts for over 45 minutes and it also has a surge multiplier attached to it, and ends up costing the rider a large sum of money and the driver earns an unusually large sum of money.
Uber driver: I received a unicorn today, I made $350 on a trip from Palm Springs to San Diego when I picked my passenger up in a surge area!
Unicorn by violaman January 30, 2019

butt-activated 

Adj. Describes any device or product or feature of that item thereof that has potential to be switched on accidentally by being in the back pocket of someones tightly fitted pants.
I am sorry my phone wasn't answering your calls, I just found out that I accidentally butt-activated thr call blocking feature on my phone.
butt-activated by violaman June 7, 2014
n. The action of gently nudging the car inch by inch at a traffic light to get slightly closer to the line, without breaking the law and crossing over. Most fun to do when your co-worker is in the car drinking a full cup of hot coffee.
Person #1: Would you stop nerging the car up to the stoplight, I am trying to drink my coffee!

Person #2: Sorry man! My foot just slipped *evil grin*
nerging by violaman December 6, 2012

misconjumbled

1. Confused
2. Unorganized due to a distracting event
Rebecca was misconjumbled when she was thinking of ways to sell her viola.
misconjumbled by ViolaMan July 30, 2011

rev-grin 

The evil smirk you have on your face when you are at a stoplight and another car pulls up to your side, and you both rev your engines, signaling each other to a drag race duel as soon as the light turns green.
Ken: Haha, look at that guy, he just reved his engine, I think he wants to race me. Look at that evil grin on his face!

Mark: Yeah, he has some serious rev-grin going there!
rev-grin by violaman January 9, 2010

getting poofed 

When someone enters your unlocked car, and uses the cigarette lighter to smoke in your vehicle, usually (freely) leaving the cigarette butt(s) and smoky smell as evidence.
Person #1: I have no idea why those cigarette butts came from in my ash tray...

Person #2: Haha, it looks like you and your car were getting poofed last night!
getting poofed by violaman December 25, 2009