Grafted Valor

Someone who has entered the military (or any other branch) just so they can brag about it online, they practically have joined the military to chase for either internet clout or just clout in general. There are other types of people that actually do it for the sake of financial gain while also believing they're immediately superior just for barely joining in the military.

To them, it's not about serving in an actual war and fight for their country as they're just focusing on have some cringy forced fame out of it.

Person: Dude that guy Francois keeps bragging to people over on gmod on how he's in the navy.
Person 2: Sounds like grafted valor to me.

by Cemorolen December 14, 2025

Copy grafting

It's soap grafting for copywriters. In advertising, it's an art of attaching a new "low-on-content" copy with an old "high-on-content" one to fool the client that the copy has been reworked.

It took be just five minutes in copy grafting a brochure. Re-drafting it would have taken weeks!

by Jarjunk April 10, 2010

karaoke graffiti

karaoke: a form of entertainment, in which individual members of the public sing.

graffiti: a form of vandalism involving painted text or images in public places.

karaoke graffiti: a form of art, in which individual members of the public paint song lyrics in public places.

One graffiti artist sang a karaoke song, while painting the song lyrics in a mural. That artist created "karaoke graffiti."

by [e-mail] January 24, 2013

cooch graft

When a woman has been with too many men - this is a surgical procedure, which will normalize and retighten what has been stretched out.

I heard that Jenny just recently had a cooch graft - it may be time to date her again!

by Cool Mint Ice Breaker February 5, 2014

hefty gram

a person that bullshits/is a paigon or a fat bitch

girl 1: you see that girl Sade she is such a 'hefty gram'
girl 2: yeah when she said she was sick she was in nandos with Alicia and enakss

by Marie-Pier Reid March 22, 2016

Mental Grafter

Someone who may be accused of being lazy and not doing any manual labour but practises his labour in the mind, where his thoughts are constantly working.

I've grafted all my life not as a builder of houses, but mentally as an architect of ideas. So you would call me a mental grafter.

by Forever Lucid April 7, 2016

spam gram

You use "spam gram" on a private account usually since you spam a lot.

Hey follow my new spam gram

by crazygirl2001 June 5, 2016