fortelulz

A shortening of "For teh Lulz"

Used in the online community to cleanse "troll's remorse", and used to explain any of the crazy shenanigans one is prone to get into throughout college

Bro #1: Why did you jump off the deck into the pool

Bro #2: Fortelulz

by Anon74 March 1, 2011

Fortress on Wheels

An extremely large car over 2 tons in weight.

The traffic going to Chicago is crazy on Friday night at 6 P.M. We don't want anything small, we want a fortress on wheels. Ask Jason if he'd like to go.

by silverseal September 18, 2011

Forted

1. When something is so funny that you snort so hard you farted.

2. To snort and fart at the same time

Person one: Oh my god that was so funny I forted.

Person two: You what?
Person one: I snorted so hard it came out two ways.

by TenorSaxopeal November 8, 2013

Fartercrank

An annoying person.

"Geeze, Zeb, stop being such a fartercrank."

by be here now July 4, 2014

Fortress of Stupitude

the impenetrable shell in which dwell people who's superstitious beliefs and/or antiquated opinions are unswayed by science, evidence, and irrefutable proof.

Don't bother trying to explain evolution to that guy. I've tried for years. Even our college professors gave up. He's listened to too much Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh and watched too much Fox News. Now he lives in a Fortress of Stupitude.

by hmcdesq February 19, 2015

footertitle

The most important piece of information. Usually found at the bottom of a section, in much smaller text.

Of course the bit about giving up your first-born would be in the footertitle.

by megatron_df May 16, 2016

Fortrell

A bad ass female who don't give a fuck about anybody and is very laid back and chill

1. Yeah Abby was being such a Fortrell
2. Today I'm gonna be a Fortrell

by Panda414 March 29, 2017