fishing for unicorns

To leave the door open while looking out of it

Y'all should stop fishing for unicorns.

by Flying away September 29, 2017

Fisting

Act of putting an entire fist into either the vagina or the asshole. It hurts like heck but can give some pretty good orgasms. Start with 1-2 fingers then add as you feel ready. The worst part is getting past the knuckles. Then the fister will move the fist back and forth, around, in a scooping motion or feel around for the g-spot. Worth a try unless you're super tight.

Hey babe I'd like to try some fisting tonight. Put your fist in my pussy!

by Mrs.knows_a_lot July 19, 2018

Fishing

To eat a girls vagina out underwater.

This guy and his girl were both underwater for awhile, when they came up i asked what they did and he simply replied "I went fishing bro."

by Tinaslays27 December 21, 2018

Fishing in my pondhole

The most homosexual description of fingering your own anus...

"This is really fishing in my pondhole"-This is really fingering my asshole
"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole

by Amustycow February 6, 2019

Fishing with Nick

Hey if you ain’t fishing with nick than idk what ur dooin. ¿You know how Saturday’s are for the bois? Well Saturday are really for runnin off to the secret fishing spot after you drop a log in the poop sock.

Ay yo on Saturday imma go fishing with Nick. ¿you finna come?

by All seeing 3ye October 2, 2019

Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

Fishing

When someone knows the answer to something, and they just want someone to answer for them, giving them the attention they seemed.

Mike: Uhh why is my score going so high?? All I’m doing is pressing the buttons.
Tom: You’re obviously playing the game correctly so that’s why.
Mike: Oh yeah..
Tom: Yeah you’re obviously fishing haha.

by Vulcan Equinox February 15, 2020