Mega Flex

The penis in its erected state (a boner)

Mane, you give that bitch a dose of the Mega Flex?

"Hell yeah nigga. I laid some pipe like a pro!"

by mtownah April 28, 2008

Don't flex your muscles at me

An act of telling someone to not use their authority over you. Mainly is told to Asians that are addicted to Wrestling and people that think they are buff.

I know you are the supervisor, but Don't flex your muscles at me...

by JAS69 August 17, 2007

files

Noun. Your files are/is your police record. Used by young people and crooks.

"Hey amigo, how are your files looking?"
"Clean, hombre, clean."

by Alex Quantashassle April 21, 2005

Flex

Tense your muscles like you want to fight.

Amanda flexed on my x because she is jealous we are back together.

by Phishsticks May 27, 2017

fecal file

n., a large volume of incidents involving both The Q and some type of shitting. The Q is still adding to the files, such as recently when he shat upon a blue tarp in a homeowner's back yard.

"Last night after eating at Efrains, I thought I might be adding to the fecal files! "

by Chuck January 28, 2004

flexer

Groovy kid approx 5 foot tall with various additional features. Sells himself.

I need Flexer

by Jon's Representative on Earth September 19, 2003

lowkey flex

To be unbothered by females who are irrelevant, ratchet and or unclean

I only like baddies yah new girl looking raddie I'll be popping in that Rari while you basic in that Caddie .. Cuz I lowkey flex.. L-l- low key flex you keep Fronting like you bout it I just lowkey flex

by _BlackChina23_ September 19, 2016