Best Boyfriend Ever

justice!

friend: who is that?
me: oh! that’s just the best boyfriend ever!

by anonymous May 2, 2023

Best Girlfriend ever

Mayumi matinaga

You know when you have the best girlfriend ever

by Sara Matinaga Lover May 20, 2023

im the best ever

a person thats better than everyone that is in his area

david goggins: im the best ever

random dude: yes, yes you are

by theydontknowmeson June 1, 2023

Do you ever just fuck a burrito isa

Something out of pocket your friend says to you

My friend: “do you ever just fuck a burrito Isa?”

Me: “kill youself”

My friend: “did you just misspell yourself..?”

Me: “I’m blocking you”

*i really just hope a meteor hits their home*

by Charlotte but gayer June 8, 2023

coolest bf ever in the world

my bf eric he’s so cool and handsome n amazing n i wanna have kids with him

eric rlly is the coolest bf ever in the world

by eric’s girlfriend ❤️❤️ June 22, 2023

silliest person ever in the world ever

patches

“patches is the silliest person ever in the world ever”
“real asf”

by seoula June 28, 2023

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

have you ever be bored so you started typing a sentence only to find this and be impressed you found this in urban dictionary today?

well im really impressed

heres a present: .-- . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

by DarkStorm4600 August 22, 2023