cum-shot distance envy

cum-shot distance envy is the feeling short-shooters have for guys who can blow their load at least their height or farther.

A lot of my fellow cadets have cum-shot distance envy because they can't shoot their cum 7' like I can!

by eda-skip October 7, 2021

distance bomb

When someone you know for a very long time suddenly says
that they are going to move real far away, like Crapville
Arkansas even though you live in Seattle. Usualy causes great
hearache in the person who is left behind.

"That woman really dropped the distance bomb on that poor guy
saying that she is going to move halfway across the world

by blinkingblythe April 14, 2007

Disturburbed

Disturburbed, along with Jimmy Buffet, is one of the best metal bands ever.

The metal concert that will blow your mind

DISTURBURBED: LIVE AT GERGORGE

by Sam......... August 27, 2008

the disturbed

A person, when usually a hobo is jacking off in the back of the city bus not caring who's watching or who he's watching. This person is very disturbed. especially if he is staring at you.

I saw the disturbed person in the back of the bus today.

by whimbo November 8, 2005

distro

an abbreviation of the word "distribution". Commonly used when referring to a list or a collection.

I added Ken's name to the distro so he would receive emails sent to the department.

by Tori December 28, 2004

distastefullness

Distastefullness is a word to describe several things, such as:

1.the act of being extremely distasteful

2.a great use of a large word for a class exercise in which we have to analyze paragraphs and describe them

3.the way to describe how octopus ink is viewed in the general public

"When the octopus sqirts it's ink, it is very DISTASTeFULLness"

by O'neil-a-tron January 30, 2009

Distract

Someone who's always looking to make a scandal out of something to redirect any negative attention or consequences from what they're doing to what somebody else is doing.

The serial arsonist would try to distract people with scandals to avoid any negative consequences for extensive damage done to people's lives by redirecting their negative attention to what this politician or that politician was doing, as a way to keep people dumb and in the dark. If it wasnt scandals, he/she would try to scare people by getting behind strikes, or some other distraction.

by Solid Mantis August 19, 2020