Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

IVDD (Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder) is a disease in which the vagina constantly releases fluid from the inside.

THERE IS NO FUCKING CURE

Doctor:
Maddam, it seems to me as if you have IVDD, an incurable disease... you will always piss continuously... UNTIL YOU FUCKING DIE

Maddam:
What the fuck is IVDD??

Doctor:
Inner Vaginal Dribbling Disorder

Maddam:
OH FUCK

Doctor:
YEAAAA BITCH, YOUZ GONNA DIE!

Maddam:
FUCK ME IN THE FACE TWICE

Doctor:
TH-DOOSH-DOOSH

Maddam:
FUCK ME FUCK ME FUCK ME!!!

Crab:
Who wants ice-cream???????

by erectism January 10, 2008

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Enochial Disorder

Enochial Disorder was originally discovered by two colleague studying the ridiculously ugly Enoch M. It soon came to reality that many have been suffering themselves from what was once to be considered a scarcity in society. E.D. is becoming more popular by the day. Children are being stricken with this awful disorder. Symptoms are becoming grossly increased and starting to evolve earlier in its stages. These include dizziness due to interaction with females, decrease or lack of human involvement, increase in imaginary involvement, severe facial distortion (also known as "fugly"), increase in suicidal nature due to lack of friendship, realization of being brought into this world as a mistake, attempting several times to masturbate while crying, and most of all, increased hatred from God. If there is anyone you know that is facing life with this illness please pray for them as we will as well.

We are very sorry that your child has been infected with Enochial Disorder. But we may no longer communicate.

by Mike Drigz December 13, 2008

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full mag disorder

The addiction of needing a full clip of bullets when playing a shooter game.

Ryan: OMFG i shot that guy but i ran out of bullets!
Ronny: well if you suffered from full mag disorder maybe you wouldn't have ran out of bullets and actually killed a guy this time.

by oD x Prodigyy December 14, 2010

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Hathaway's Disorder

A rare condition whereby a repugnant woman causes men to get sick all over their own balls and scoop their eyes out with a spoon.

Hathaway's Disorder (HD) cost me my livelihood. I could no longer see where I was going and, as my pizza was still undigested, it looked like a had a bizzare fetish.

by bohsmug January 20, 2011

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Primal Fuck Disorder

After Sex, a man starts to channel his inner primal instincts and begins acting like a wild primate. This usually results in the man going out and having sex with as many women as he sees and beating up anyone he sees as competition. The man is not in control when in this state, thus why it is a disorder. This disease proves there is a link between humans and apes.

Phil: Poor Josh... he beat up a guy to the point of death and fucked dozens of chicks while screaming like an ape!

Peter: He doesn’t have what I think he has, right?
Phil: Yes... He has the Primal Fuck Disorder or PFD for short

by Derkadurr February 8, 2019

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Borderline personality disorder

What my sister has.

Rachel: what's wrong?

Me: I didn't get any sleep last night

Rachel: why not?

Me: because my sister was up all night yelling to my parents about how she wishes she was never born

Rachel: that's some real shit

Me: yeah well... that's what life is like when your sister has borderline personality disorder

by AmericaHasHopeDontBecomeCommie June 18, 2017

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