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Being A Dean

Someone with severe mental retardation due to endless benders on hardcore drugs.
Origin - An inbred named Lewis Patten was so stupid and addicted to drugs that he was led to believe his actual name was Dean, hence the saying, ‘Dont be a Dean.’
Person 1: “Lad you’re being a dean you.”
Person 2: “Fuck off i’m nothing like that scruff.”
Lewis: “Anyone got any ket? Ere if you do 24 bumps I’ll do 1 bump.”
by stalecumeater October 17, 2025
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Dean Floater

The Dean Floater is a rare phenomenon. It occurs when an individual known as “Dean” successfully hits a basketball floater.

The move itself isn’t what makes it special, its toughness comes from who does it. When a “Dean” pulls off a tough or impressive play, it’s dubbed a Dean Floater.

The Dean Floater is a rare and almost extinct phenomenon in basketball.
He just hit the Nick "Dean Floater"
by Leonardo da Smegma October 29, 2025
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Dean

here we lie dean. our glorious old king. he has been with us since the dawn of anicom. he will always be known for his big his dick is and how much ass he ate. goodbye my friend. -doober
That nih Dean left
by Dinglebottom November 24, 2025
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Dean Withers

the ex-rival of charlie kirk, jubilee and progressive debater
"Wow! Did you see Dean Withers Live yesterday?"
"Nobody watches that shit bud"
by Juju Hart December 11, 2025
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lex and dean

Two characters from the Kids in the Hall. Dean is the king of empty promises, and Lex is... Well... It slipped my mind.
Lex and Dean is the best reoccurring Kids in the Hall sketch.
by Memes in the Sea November 22, 2021
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Dean

“Hi Dean”
Alright mate?”
by Pizza Salad November 23, 2021
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DEAN

Dean is a man who is protective towards his family and loves to ride his Harley Davidson along with other things like hunting and fishing and bonding but he also has a short temper and can threaten to smash his kids xbox if they be too loud and also threaten to come find and choke people who bully his sons online
Dean: I get it I'll come find you

Dean: RIGHT TURN IT OFF AND SHUT UP
by BigBaldHairyAssMan February 6, 2025
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