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Two girls, One cup 

The definition of PTSD. Dont watch it, i am warning you. If you want to keep your eyes pure then listen to me. Dont. fucking. watch. it. I am begging you. Dont watch it. My eyes have been cursed with eternal pain and disgust after watching it.

Summary:

2 girls shit in a cup and lick it like ice cream.
Dan: just watched Two girls, One cup. I want to kill myself

Jeff: my name a jeff lol
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two girls one cup 

the second main reason of suicide in America.

(the first is Jeff Foxworthy)
Sheriff: Another one jumped off the bridge today.

Officer: Why would he ever go to that Blue Collar Comedy show?

Sheriff: No, no, no, this one saw two girls one cup.

Officer: Oh, I slap my monkey when I watch those.
two girls one cup by A Silvz February 22, 2009
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A large bra size. For example, if a woman has a 28" chest and a 36" bust, she is a size 28G.
Mah bra size is i wear a G-cup.
G-cup by Siobhan Lollipop January 18, 2009

hunt cup 

umm not quite...it's not held at Shawan, that's the Legacy Chase. But the rest is mostly correct.

Can simply be defined as "six hours of drinking, preppy kids, and horses." Many teenagers give up their friday night before the race to prepare 'Ruit tables and tents, not to mention prepare their bodies to endure the intense drinking that they are about to encounter.

The Maryland Hunt Cup takes place in Glyndon, Maryland every year on the last saturday of April. It is known as the one day of the year when you cannot be held accountable for any actions that you make.

Preppy kids from schools all over Baltimore, including Gilman, Bryn Mawr, Garrison Forest, Roland Park, Boys' Latin, Calvert Hall, St. Paul's, etc. unite and form one giant party in the Patron Lot, which each of their parents paid $75 for a pass. It literally looks like a Polo/Lilly Pulitzer ad. Many set up tents, some bring kegs, and some even make Southsides, a traditional Hunt Cup alcoholic beverage.

There is only one rule at Hunt Cup: "No Weed." As the cops will not stand for that. This rule was broken many a time last year beneath the infamous 1,200 sq. foot Blue Tarp made by the Gilman sophemore class.

The World-Class steeplechasing draws some away from the party around 4:00. But others stay for the remaining half hour of the 6-hour party.

Local police have a policy at Hunt Cup: "It's fine as long as it's in a cup." Parents also understand the goings on and importance of Hunt Cup, as everyone's parents went there too as teenagers.

Hardcore Hunt Cup-goers start at 10 and finish at 4:30, when the road blocks for the race are lifted and the state cops come in and clear out the lot. No-one is able to drive home safely, so partyers who live nearby open-up their mansions for sober-up parties.
Parents: "Hey guys how was Hunt Cup?"
Teenagers: "awesome"
Parents: "Who won the race?"
Teenagers: "What race?"
Parents: "Thought so."
hunt cup by H H July 18, 2008

Caffrey Cup 

While playing 10 cup beer pong, the Caffrey Cup is the cup in the exact middle of the rack. It came about in late 2007 when a young beer pong talent by the name of Sean Caffrey had a tendancy to hit the middle cup every first shot.

Some also say the sinking of the Caffrey cup on the first shot is the premonition of a guarenteed win, but that is debatable
--Dude, you hit the Caffrey cup every fuckin time.
--That's why they named it after me man.

two girls one cup 

The world's first viral Sheisse video.

Often shown to an unsuspecting viewer(s) in order to gleefully observe his or her horrified reaction.

(Spoiler Alert! The following reveals elements of the video's "plot")

Sadistic Asshole: "Dude... check out this video of these two hot chicks 'making out'. He! He!".

Said Asshole's victim plays the video "Two Girls One Cup": Idyllic music plays.... Two attractive women ... Standard Lesbian foreplay ... then, at about 0:30 into the video....

Traumatized Victim (horrified and at the brink of nausea): "Are they ... Oh my God, No ... I can't believe ... Are they really, IS SHE EATING THE OTHER CHICK'S POO! AND, OH NO, SQUIRTING IT INTO THE OTHER CHICK'S MOUTH! PLEASE, I CAN'T WATCH ANYMORE!"

Sadistic Asshole: "Oh it gets better. So much better, so much tastier."

... the two women, apparently fed-up (hah! pun intended) with eating each other poop, wash their fecal-feast down with a generous helping of each other's vomit; could there by a more fitting denouement?...

Traumatized Victim (shaking): "Where am I? Its sooo cold in here... My life will never be the same... My whole worldview has been decimated ... Someone, please hold me. I am so scared ..."

Sadistic Asshole: "Ha Ha! Isn't technology wonderful!"
two girls one cup by atlasfugged January 2, 2008

2 girls 1 cup 

2 girls 1 cup is not a video. It is quite possibly a LIFE altering experience....BEWARE
After I watched 2 girls 1 cup, i could no longer drink from clear plastic cups. My life is ruined.
2 girls 1 cup by BDJ January 2, 2008