cuddle bug

naomi

Naomi loves to cuddle. she's such a cuddle bug

by box machine June 5, 2023

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Cuddle closure

You’ve moved on. You have a new boyfriend/girlfriend, but you miss your Ex and need one good last harmless goodbye. So you….CUDDLE. It is harmless….right?

I really wanted to have sex with my ex, but that would totally be cheating on my (boyfriend/girlfriend) so I settled and resorted to some good cuddle closure.

by That’s write April 24, 2023

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Cuddling The Catfish

Masturbating

Guy #1: Where the hell were you last night?! We needed to get the damn drugs man!

Guy #2: I was too busy cuddling the catfish to yo girl, mothafucka!

by TheVader420 February 14, 2021

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National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

Oct 24th of each year - straight guys love football, and they secretly love to be spooned - now you can do both
Call your best gay friend, he would love to have you over (your place is too messy). Wear your favorite sports costume, and your gay friend will do the rest - 1,000 thread-count sheets, craft beer, crudités, and gourmet wings (all flats).
Just try to stay awake for the game, and you will surely leave with a smile.

Brandon kept shouting "Go Cocks," so I'm assuming that he is going to KTrain's house for National Cuddle a Gay Guy While Watching Football Day

by KTrainSC October 24, 2020

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Funnel cuddle

cuddling in the shape of a funnel.

invited shawty over to funnel cuddle

by da goa✝️ June 25, 2022

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Cuddle whipped

When the dick/pussy game isn't enough to keep her around but you cuddle enchantingly enough that it is the soul purpose the person of interest can't leave you alone

Yeah we hooked up but I know the only reason she/he hasn't stopped calling is because I have her/him cuddle whipped

by Hannibal Maverick October 17, 2021

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