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Bohemian Chess Match

A game in which two people to see who can put more bodily fluids on a target without being caught.
The last Bohemian Chess Match between Dave and I ended when his mom noticed the white stain on her t-shirt
by Shdnn mcmvtkidicn February 17, 2024
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Polyamorous Cesspit

A place where polyamorous couples settle down and do polyamorous stuff. It can be a house, a treehouse, an apartment block, a single room or an RV.

Are there any differences between these places? Absolutely not. All of them house these people and all of them have the same environment to offer.

Just imagine the stench of days-old sweat lingering inside... The heat... The rising jealousy of everyone inside this place... The madness in the air... Sounds worse than an actual cesspit if you ask me...

And some people openly say "wE nEEd tO nORmaLIzE PoLYAmORy" like it's a good thing...

May Providence guide them to a better path...
Dylan: Hey there, bruh.
Romeo: Yes?
Dylan: Would you mind if you join me in my house this evening? I have something special to show you.
Romeo: But my wife's expecting me to-
Dylan: Don't worry, she'll be fine.

A few hours later...

Dylan: Welcome! Join me inside so that I can introduce you to my partners.

Romeo: Wait... Did you say... Partners..?
Dylan: Yes. I'm polyamorous, and I'm living with my 4 partners in this house for 4 years. Sounds great, right?
Romeo: Absolutely not. This place looks like a moral cesspit for me.
Dylan: What!?
Romeo: What's the word... Uhh... Yes! It's called a polyamorous cesspit.
Dylan: Who told you that!?
Romeo: My wife. She described it for me and she's absolutely right about this. The stench, the odd feeling, the hidden jealousy and everything.
Dylan: *MICROAGRESSION* Shut up you CIS WHITE MAN!!!! SHSJJWHEWHDJWHAHAJ!!!!!!!!!
Romeo: What an idiot.
by Luca Frederico Scaligieri February 22, 2024
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me-cesssion

Having to cut back on personal expenses due to the high cost of living.
Jamie is in a me-cesssion as he couldn’t order a latte and uber eats today!
by Sambiase August 14, 2024
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Hope Chess

A phenomenon in chess where a player makes moves that align with what they would like their opponent to do instead of playing the objectively best move. The most common result is that their opponent does not play the moves they "want," resulting in confusion and, ultimately, major blunders.
Hope Chess is a good way to lose fast.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 13, 2024
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The Cesson

When you cum in your own mouth and then proceed to eat-out a female with the intention of getting her pregnant
Tried the Cesson and now my wife’s pregnant.
by Camden_Loves_Milk February 21, 2025
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4d chess

An imaginary sexual fetish among maga supporters. It involves Donald Trump pounding their ass, while they give head to j.d. Vance, and jack off Elon musk and Peter thiel with their hands simultaneously. It is said to be the highest level of sycophantic worship attainable.
That 4d chess sure didn't turn out like that q fella said it would...
by H.R. Clinton April 8, 2025
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Cartesian Cesspit

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.
Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.
by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025
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