Cooties

A disease picked up over the weekend from the opposite sex.

Damn, what happened to you? Looks like you picked up some cooties over the weekend.

by Webster-Collins July 9, 2010

cooterfish

the term used to describe the elusiveness of females at a sausagefest.

the elusive cooterfish is rare round these parts!

by assmilk May 28, 2004

cooter snot

the vaginal secretions used to lubricate the vagina and balance the ph levels for sperm cells to reach the host

Youre cooter snot is dripping off my face.

by t3s April 23, 2007

cooterpuffing

the act of smoking out of a chicks cooter

we went to a party and went cooterpuffing

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Cooter Brown

A sex act in which a woman insert one end of a toy into her cooter and the other end into your brown.

She hit me with the old cooter brown.

by ProfessorDoctorTime June 6, 2015

cootie

gross germs that infect only boys!

Jason has lots of cooties!!!

by katheryn vicki May 19, 2005

Cooty

Another synonym for private parts, be it male or female. Cooty is used primarily in an effort to be cute or subtle in the reference to the area, without being excessively dirty.

This popsicle tingles, right down to the cooty.

by Robert Akins December 28, 2005