coaches award

usualy assigned to the worst player on the team to rise him/her own confidence, although most everyone knows tey will never go anymore athletically

coaches award was given to joey, he didnt play all season

by 54twgerhgtwsregrer July 8, 2009

coach bush

the coach who sleeps with all the students after they graduate.

That's a coach Bush-er!

by kandycoated June 19, 2006

clacklepuss

the area between ones balls and asshole, see also taint and gooch etc.
named as such because ones balls clash against said area when partaking in the sexual act

The space between
Your dick and ass
Is where you will find
The Clacklepuss

by Noon-Dawg May 22, 2005

clacker

A clacker is a piece of crap covered in hair/fluff, usually found on carpets.

Chris: Do me a favour, get rid of that bit of fluff on the carpet.
Andy: Ewwww, that's no bit of fluff, it's a clacker...

by Garrold September 15, 2004

Coaches award

Basically the sporting equivalent of the "Teacher's pet". Usually (but not always) awarded to the worst player on the team. Common characteristics of kids that receive this award are a good attitude, courteous & considerate, willing to help pack up, and determination despite obvious physical and technical shortcomings. Sometimes it will also go to the kid with the hottest mom.

I knew Jeff was getting the coaches award! He's always sucking up to Coach Taylor.

by FirmButFair October 1, 2019

Coach's Award

An award given to a person who has bribed the coach in some way, most likely through sexual favors. If multiple athletes attempt to do so, it will go to the athlete who is able to better please their coach.

Q-Hey how did Justin get coach's award he can't even make a basket?!
A- coach's husband just left so I think we all know how Justin got it!

by Hungryhungryhippo July 25, 2013

Colackta

Bullshit. Calling crap on a call or something of related nature. Calling out a lie. Something stupid or pointless.

Man that was a load of Colackta. What a waste of my time.

Awww shit. Man the bitch is nasty. Im calling Colackta on your ass.

by colacktaaaaa March 27, 2011