coinsatance

The seemingly related failure of a system following work on an unrelated part of the system. The relatedness of the parts is imaginary. Systems fail. Sometimes just after an engineer has walked past them.

It's a coinsatance that my wireless network manager no longer works after you put that usb driver in for my 3g modem.

by Shaun Laughey February 1, 2009

Coincigician

A person who seems to have amazing powers because when they say something, it coincidentally happens.

Bob proved himself to be a coincigician when he said a rock would fall on Jeff. Two days later Jeff was in the hospital with rock-related injuries.

by Zeke Freeman February 9, 2010

Coincidancing

A term created by teenagers in their boredom that means: Coincidentally dancing

Angela calls James on the phone.

James: hello?

Angela: Hi James it's me. Angela. I just got this new cd I'm dancing to. What are you doing?

James: I'm at the club..dancing.....

Angela: OMG! We're coincidancing!!!

by imamelindayouknow June 26, 2010

coincidian

Used mainly as an adjective to define two or more people who have been through amazing coincidences. Example: The coincidian brothers.

the coincidian brothers, the coincidian moments...

by Coincidian Girl June 28, 2010

Coinfirm

The act of getting agreement to your question or request due to a cash payment.

The survey lines were coinfirmed in my favor by the public assessor's office and the dispute from the opposing party was thrown out.

by Pun House Victim November 18, 2010

Coine

1. New Jersey speak for Horny
2. When a phone recommends a word that does not exist.

1. Man Snookie your making me coine
2. What is azyrtnme? my phone is acting coine

by Phatthomas December 30, 2010

CoinkerFunkered

When a situation gets so screwed up, it constantly repeats itself.

Did you make the Deposit, yes but the Bills came out before I put the money in. oh great we have been

CoinkerFunkered

by zaphor April 7, 2011