Clam Fart

A queef.

After Jared and I were finished having sex, I accidentally let out a clam fart.

by rj19922011 February 21, 2011

Clam Chowder

When a male projectile vomits into a woman's vagina, and said woman then proceeds to close her legs. Thus, creating a clam chowder.

He refused to have sex with his girlfriend after he unleashed the clam chowder into her vagina.

by Big2nuh May 26, 2010

Clam Choader

Clam and choad soup, contains various choads and clams.

Billie was hungry so he asked his mom to make Clam Choader.

by Dr. Feltersnatch September 2, 2006

clam chowder

Term describing cheese like funk found about the labia (pussy lips) and vulva (pussy) of a chick a.k.a. campbell crotch... not mm mm good...

I was about to lick that shit until I saw she had a bad case of clam chowder.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

clam bake

A vaginal condition marked by extreme sweating or stickiness in the upper thigh.

The opposite of "truckers nuts", where the vagina gets clammy and sticky while sitting in a chair for long periods of time.

Jane had a nasty case of clam bake after that long haul on route 47.

by mediumheadboy August 8, 2009

Clam Stuffer

A lesbian or woman who likes to have sex with other women.

"So are you going to a fudge-packing party?"
"None of us have dicks."
"Oh, so you're going to a clam stuffing party."

"Did you see that clam stuffer with the butch haircut?"

by pjsaf13 June 12, 2009

Clam Bagged

To be hit in the vagina

I fell on my surfboard and got totally clam bagged.

by absinth215 October 14, 2011