CD

something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them

millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!

by uwu muthertrucker February 23, 2020

CD Site Medics

Now, within the SCP foundation, exists "CD Site Medics". They exist to save lives. Help people. And get community service hours.

O5-2 hates CDSM because she knows they are more well trained than "Site Medics".

Case closed. Thank you for reading.

Just because medical department executives hate CD site medics does not mean CD site medics are necessary.

by CDSiteMedicGod July 22, 2020

CD

Code red as in ( I’m on my period and I just had a leak)

Ashley: Girl can you help me rlly quick it’s a CD

by Daddykrabs😼 September 12, 2020

CD

Crimson Dawn; a battlefront 2 clan

Yo, you ever heard of the CD? The Crimson Dawn? They game pretty hard

by Ddddpppp October 10, 2020

CD-ROMulan

A media-storage device used in Star Trek.

I wonder if Lieutenant Commander Data kept all his files about alien foes on a CD-ROMulan?

by QuacksO April 1, 2021

CD

Compact Disc

A data storage device invented in the early 1980's, it could hold up to about 650 megabytes of data, which is nothing compared to DVD's which could hold up to 4.7 gigabytes of data

I burned all of my family pictures onto a CD

by SRD65 June 28, 2021

CD

nigga be wildin as a monkey in mortem
*monkey noises*
he'll do anything for a banana

cd: you have banana?
you: no?
cd: i will lie about 5-0'ing you in mortem uag uag uag

by apx_swishy January 6, 2022