a warning on a commercial so dumbasses don't try it
person: *watches commercial* oooo i should try that some time
commercial: (warning) professional drivers on an enclosed course
something millennials can't buy because they don't have anywhere to play them
millennial: hey mum can i go get a CD or two?
millennial's mum: no we have nowhere to play it!
millennial: but i can play it on the Blu-ray player.
millennial's mum: i said no now drop it!