Brandon

A guy that looks like a crumpled up piece of brown paper towel. Usually tossed on the floor.

Oh look over there, it's a brandon

by therealslimoprag March 7, 2017

Brandon

Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected

Brandon is the god of all cringe

by RektFog October 30, 2017

brandon

brandons are notorious for having stank ass breath. do NOT get close to them, their coochie smelling breath will kill you. it deadass is toxic, just like their personality. don’t trust them, they’re just trying to get close to kill you with their breath.

“yo did you smell brandons breath??”

“yeah dawg, that shit was gnarly.”

by ihatewhiteboys226 September 12, 2020

Brandon

Brandon is one of the .

Brandon you area .

by Flashisher January 22, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is a shitty boyfriend he makes you think ur the only girl in the world when he is talking to many he only cares about sex and nudes ofc he makes you think he loves you then when he’s got what he wants and he gets tired he will leave you and never talk to you again but he will continue to talk shit on you behind ur back

Omg Brandon is such a douche he’s talking about that girl behind her back

by Justabitchdoingherthing August 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon, or gaylord supreme. Stands atop the pinnacle of homo-erotic butt stuff.

Paul: I just wish you were more like Brandon

Steve: not all of us can be that gay.

by Timahh July 7, 2019

Brandon

A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.

Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣

by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018